margo (rockstarmargo) wrote in smart_users,
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URGENT DILEMMA-PLEASE HELP!

ok.
anyone know the answer for or have any ideas about the following dilemma?:
i have a 3-4 bag a day heroin habit.
if i manage to trick my mother into beleiving i am clean, i get my rent paid.
the only way to do this is to go to my rehab tomorrow and take a Revia pill in front of the doctor. Revia is an opiate blocker which, if taken within 72 hours of doing dope or if taken by someone with a dope habit, causes immediate accelerated withdrawl, eg all the pain of kicking compressed into a 12-ish hour period. unimaginable agony and potential stroke. not cute.
so heres my question-how can i take the pill and not have it work?
*cheeking it is not an option because a)i SUCK at cheeking even after hours of practice and b)i suspect they will be checking my mouth.
i was thinking about ipecac syrup-stuff you take if you accidentally ingest poison that makes you vomit. any thoughts on this or other ideas?
please please please please this is quite urgent!
thanks.....
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Well there's a pisser of a deal for yah. Even if I approved of the scenario, which I don't (scamming family is deeply uncool regardless of the circumstances), I wouldn't be able to think of a single way to block a mu-antagonist that would let you get out of there unscathed. I think you're fucked, kiddo. If you vomit, they'll make you take it again. Granted I'm no neuropharmacologist, but I honestly don't think there's a way to do it.

On the flip side, though, I wouldn't wish an antagonist kick on anyone short of a serial rapist or Rush Limbaugh... suckage, dude. In that respect you've my sympathy.
you have a 3-4 bag a day habit and you're in the smart users community?

clean it up.
I was thinking the same.
Ditto to all of the above.

A 'habit' ain't smart use, and from somewhat of a background, nothing short of not letting the pill dissolve in your stomach is going to prevent the inevitable.